Friday, May 08, 2009

Mustard, Dijon, or mayo

LAYDEEEES AAAANNNDDD GGGENTTTLEMEN, IN THIS CORNER DRESSED IN BRIGHT YELLOW IS MUSTARD, IN THE OTHER CORNER IS DIJON IN LIGHT BROWN, AND IN STILL ANOTHER IN MILKY WHITE IS MAYONNAISE. THIS IS THE HEAVY WEIGHT FIGHT FOR THE AMERICAN SOUL! WHICH ONE DO YOU PUT ON YOUR HAMBURGER?

Great Caesar's Ghost! Is that what this country has come to, that the most burning issue of the day is whether the president likes or doesn't like broccoli (George I), prefers Dijon on his hamburger instead of mustard or mayo (Obama)! No wonder the real burning issues that face us never get addressed. No wonder that newspapers are going out of business and people would rather watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune than national and local news.

That said, a hamburger isn't a hamburger without catsup and mustard.

7 comments:

Woody (Tokin Librul/Rogue Scholar/ Helluvafella!) said...

I go to LotaBurger for my occasional burger frenzy.

Double-green-chile/cheese LotaBurger. It has yellow mustard on the bun, but not much. lettuce, onion, tomato. DOUBLE green-chile!

I put catsup/ketchup on it myself, from the little cups they give you.

I don't actually recognize any other "burger" as being such...

Woody (Tokin Librul/Rogue Scholar/ Helluvafella!) said...

Hey, PM

Russ and I are gonna get a couple of beers sat evening...

interested??

email me or through the blog...

P M Prescott said...

I like Lotaburger's green chile cheese burgers myself.
Sounds good getting together.

USpace said...

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The Left is just keeping this 'Mustard story' alive, the Right had a chuckle and moved on. There are many much more important things to criticize this administration about. The Left doesn't want people focusing on the big stuff, because that's where it's most dangerous to them. The Truth will bring them down, God willing.
.
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
deify your dear leaders

they are supernatural
with magical qualities

.
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
don't protest tax increases

or support states' rights
YOU RIGHT-WING EXTREMIST
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Woody (Tokin Librul/Rogue Scholar/ Helluvafella!) said...

I commemorated the first meeting of the "Old Men's Left/Lib Blogging Society" this morning.

P M Prescott said...

uspace, the right wouldn't be such a rich source of ridicule if they hadn't thrown a shit fit over nothing in the first place.

One Fly said...

No shit Cisco