I didn't feel like ranting and raving to day, so I thought I'd post this totally meaningless, but really funny song that Private Buffoon had on his blog. Grinnygranny and Auntypesty love listening to it.

Here's a song about the Court of King Caractacus (lyrics by Rolf Harris):

lyrics:

Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus, were just 
passing by.
All together, now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus, 
were just passing by.
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus, were just 
passing by.
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus, were just 
passing by.

Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King 
Caractacus, were just passing by.
All together, now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the 
court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King 
Caractacus, were just passing by.
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King 
Caractacus, were just passing by.

Now the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of 
the harem of the court of King Caractacus, were just passing by.
[Repeat 4 times]

Now the fascinating witches who put the scintilating stiches in the britches 
of the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of 
the harem of the court of King Caractacus, were just passing by.
[Repeat 4 times]

Now if you want to take some pictures of the fascinating witches who put the 
scintilating stiches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the 
noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King 
Caractacus...

...you're too late! Because they've just... passed... by!